ESP Biography

Do you wanna be the very best like no one ever was? Well let me warn you it's going to be a lot of work, but if you're ready to learn Ace Trainer Spencer here can teach ya. I can teach you how to EV train an Eevee. I know how to find the IV's of a Snivy. You got Eggs? I can hatch them without even looking at the screen. So don't be afraid Champ-in-the-making, I can show you tactics that will make your foes quiver in fear, and will then be promptly be proven useless because my Mega-Kangaskhan is more broken than a Spiritomb with Wonder Guard. Welcome to the world of competitive Pokémon. Your very own Pokémon legend is about to unfold! A world stats, natures, breeding, and becoming-that-person-that-nobody-else-wants-to-battle-because-you-take-this-way-too-seriously awaits! Let's go! Note: this course is intended for those with a basic understanding of the Pokémon video games. We will be going straight to the nitty-gritty game mechanics that decide what happens in battle. Warning: There will be math!

So you want to pilot a giant robot? Well too bad because the government won't let us play with them. But if there is on thing that television has taught us, it's that when the world finds itself under attack by giant monsters the ones leading the charge against them will be undertrained children driving mechanized destruction. So learn the basic skills needed now, such important things like: "Yes it is just like a video game" "Why shouting makes you stronger" "Beam Saber or Progresso Knife?" "Naming your finishing move" and the ever important "So your robot is trying to eat you". All this and more. Former training not required or encouraged.